September162014

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denchgang:

urtube:

denchgang:

me holding my newborn son: stupid virgin 

Just like his father :)

rethink that burn 

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deathgripsforcutie:

art teacher: ok today i want everyone to draw what they’re feeling

me:

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO

BEFUDDLED

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theorclair:

linguisticsyall:

jaimetalangue:

whereisyourpippinnow:

aideanoakenshield:

go-west-brother:

bellaateyourmother:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe

fick dich

Actually, “pierdol się” would be better than “pierdolę cię”.

Erm ‘cazzo si’ means ‘fuck yeah’ lol If you want to say ‘fuck you’ in Italian it’s ‘VAFFANCULO’

thank you, I need it right now *rtries to remember wear all words*

Lol « baise-toi » means “fuck yourself” and that’s not even close to how we would actually say it
"Fuck you" is more like « va te faire foutre » which roughly translates as "go fuck yourself"

Lmao the dutch one says “get pleurisy”

I don’t know if it’s because Spanish in Spain isn’t the same as Spanish in Mexico, but every Spanish speaker I know would say “Chingarse” which is more like “go fuck yourself.”

theorclair:

linguisticsyall:

jaimetalangue:

whereisyourpippinnow:

aideanoakenshield:

go-west-brother:

bellaateyourmother:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe

fick dich

Actually, “pierdol się” would be better than “pierdolę cię”.

Erm ‘cazzo si’ means ‘fuck yeah’ lol If you want to say ‘fuck you’ in Italian it’s ‘VAFFANCULO’

thank you, I need it right now *rtries to remember wear all words*

Lol « baise-toi » means “fuck yourself” and that’s not even close to how we would actually say it

"Fuck you" is more like « va te faire foutre » which roughly translates as "go fuck yourself"

Lmao the dutch one says “get pleurisy”

I don’t know if it’s because Spanish in Spain isn’t the same as Spanish in Mexico, but every Spanish speaker I know would say “Chingarse” which is more like “go fuck yourself.”

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vorewhore:

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

vorewhore:

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

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weeaboosanonymous:

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 
Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible



they didnt steal the art??? they referenced/parodied it??

weeaboosanonymous:

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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they didnt steal the art??? they referenced/parodied it??

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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memeguy-com:

Ah yes the birds and the bees

memeguy-com:

Ah yes the birds and the bees

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bagelthins:

the thing with shouting obscenities in public is that people by nature are curious so a lot of people regardless of gender will turn and look!!! by this logic if you yell “sexist asshole!” in a public place then 15 men such as yourself will turn as well

bagelthins:

the thing with shouting obscenities in public is that people by nature are curious so a lot of people regardless of gender will turn and look!!! by this logic if you yell “sexist asshole!” in a public place then 15 men such as yourself will turn as well

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mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

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sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

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2AM

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

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